JURY DUTY!! What do you mean, I have been summoned for JURY DUTY!! How did that happen? Of all things, right when I'm in the middle of trying to get my house ready to sell, sorting through my (among other collections) yarn stash, cleaning closets, packing boxes, moving furniture, knitting samples for the knitting retreat--and now this!! Juror Number 3747737, report today at 1:30 pm at the Catawba County Justice Center. Can you believe that???? Maybe I can take my hat off and cough on someone and they'll dismiss me for cause.
Wait just a minute--maybe this is a good thing--maybe they'll sequester me for a week so I can get some knitting done--and maybe my cell phone won't even work in the building... How's that for turning lemons into lemonade?!